Sunday, March 9, 2014

No I'm not five foot..

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What's that you can see in these photos? Is it... that elusive thing we call sun? It's been so lovely and sunny these past few days so, being typically British, I went out without a jacket. It really wasn't warm enough to be behaving in such an irresponsible manner, but at least my neck was warm. I've searched long and far for the perfect cropped jumper - one that's short but at the same time covers your belly button - and I think I've finally found it. It meets the waistline of my trousers perfectly and, because I'm so short, this helps me look like I'm in proportion and thus the size of a normal human being. The platform on the sandals also helps with that a bit. 

And those, fellow short people, are my top tips for pretending you're tall.